How to go for a walk…

28 Aug

…Will, Anna, Becky, Hannah, Josh and Rachel style!

 1. Peruse a map of your local area and notice that one of the nearby hills is called Welshie Law. Don’t worry, it doesn’t matter that the surrounding land could be a midge infested bog, this is an adventure! And it’s called Welshie, you have to climb it!

2. Arrive at the tiny village of Yarrow to begin your walk, only to find that there is a huge funeral being held there and that every sensible parking space is taken.

3. Drive out of village. Do perilous three point turn in farm gate. Lose hub cap.

4. Park inappropriately at the side of the road and awkwardly walk out of the village avoiding eye contact with the steady stream of mourners walking the other way.

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5. Find hub cap at the side of the road. Decide it would be too embarrassing to run back to the car past the mourners so carry it on the walk instead.

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6. Find path.

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7. Act out the Christmas story to keep yourself amused (only advisable if you’re walking with children’s workers)

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8. Remember half way up the hill that you’re ridiculously unfit. Feel like legs will fall off. Dump all bags on the ‘fit one’ (read: Josh)

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 9. Remember that the big bottle of insect spray you bought especially for the trip is still back at the cottage. Proceed to be attacked by flies.

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10. Admire the amazing view from the top of the hill. Feel like it was well worth the toil after all. Eat lunch, take photos, play Frisbee.

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11. Walk down other side of hill and realise you have lost the path. Consult map. Trespass on farm property and worry you are about to be shot by farmers.

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12. Finally make it back to the inappropriately parked cars and head home, happy.

 13. Eat cake

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4 Responses to “How to go for a walk…”

  1. Lauren August 28, 2009 at 6:11 pm #

    I LOVE that you carried the hub cap on the walk. So hilar!

  2. Camille August 29, 2009 at 3:49 am #

    Okay, I think this is my favourite post of yours so far! I’m so glad you had such a fun adventure and documented it well with photographs! It looks so pretty there! I’m seriously going to start trying to talk Kyle into hopping the Atlantic and having a visit! ; )

  3. Jamie August 29, 2009 at 6:11 am #

    Beautiful pictures, especially the sky.

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